Taking a quick rest. Zombie decapitation can be stressful and/or tiring. I mean, not for Josh, but, y'know. Everyone else.


Never underestimate the usefulness of a good shovel and a sharp machette. Also ninja skills.

By A Thread

Nothing like dangling on a wire over hungry zombies. A pigeon poop covered wire.

Street Fight

Prom Zombie, Ponytail Zombie, and Redneck zombie. The deadly trio.

On Cars

Exceptions: The vehicle has a rear mounted gatling gun. The vehicle is from Jurassic Park. The vehicle is sentient.

Rough Estimate

I'm envisioning the car from Harry and the Hendersons here, if anyone was wondering.


In defense of it being "that bad", the defense would like to submit Exhibit A.


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