Retreat
Your machete hits zombie.
Your machete cuts zombie for 10hp.
Zombie swings at you. Miss!
Your polearm hits zombie.
CRITICAL HIT!
Your polearm decapitates zombie for 9999hp.
Zombie dies. Again.
You have slain zombie. You gain 5xp.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have reached level 5!
Your max stamina has increased!
Your max agility has increased!
You loot zombie.
You obtain 5 copper.
You obtain [Ragged shirt].
You obtain [Zombie Sweat].
Food. Eating. The Theatre.
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